Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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