It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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