Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
they're like a gay fantastic four
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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