i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
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That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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