So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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