i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
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Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
I want her autograph on my taint
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
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Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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