I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
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Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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