Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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