tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
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2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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