I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day