If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
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