Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
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The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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