never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
