VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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