No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
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I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
We have so much sex to catch up on
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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