Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Oh god it's open bar.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
