I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
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One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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