I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
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video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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