i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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