Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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