The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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