its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
i drank out of a bidet.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
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I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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