he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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