That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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