we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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