He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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