yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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