Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
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