Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
