it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
Ketchup is God's man juice
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
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I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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