Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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