So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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