boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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