real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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