my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
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Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
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