Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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It's blow job season.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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