handjob tips. give me some.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
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How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
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Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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