shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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