I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
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No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
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Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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