Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How external is "for external use only"?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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