i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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