Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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