That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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