K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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