I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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