Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
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HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
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Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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