I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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