I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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