Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Randomize
