It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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