..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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