From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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