Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
I need moral support for this bender
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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