And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
She said her name was "party"
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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