This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
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Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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