I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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