quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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