i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
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Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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